Here are a few side-effects of Demonetization…

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#Lagaan #Demonetization #NoteBan

मोदीबन में जो कान्हा किसी ATM पे मिले
कतार में खड़ा रहे, कोई शिकायत ना करे

‘रागा’ कैसे न जले, ‘रागा’ कैसे न जले
आग तन में लगे
‘रागा’ कैसे न जले, ‘रागा’ कैसे न जले 🎶🎶🎶

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24 Nov 2016: Demonetisation is an organised loot: Manmohan Singh

#OrganizedLoot #Demonetization #NoteBan

Found the origin of Organized Loot

तड़प तड़प के इस दिल से आह निकलती रही
मुझको सज़ा दी Scam की
ऐसा क्या गुनाह किया
तो लुट गए हां लुट गए
तो लुट गए हम तेरी NoteBan में

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#Pyaasa #Demonetization #NoteBan

जाने वो कैसे लोग थे
जिनको ATM से change मिला
हमने तो जब सौ रुपए माँगे
नोट दो हजार का मिला
जाने वो …

इसको ही जीना कहते हैं तो
यूँही जी लेंगे
PayTM करेंगे Online देंगे
Card swipe कर लेंगे
लाइन से अब घबराना कैसा, Black money इतना मिला।
हमने तो जब …

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News: Congress asks all opposition parties to launch protest against demonetization on Nov. 28, to observe day as Aakrosh Divas.

For academic interest, I searched for dictionary meaning of word ‘Aakrosh’. Here is what I found on pustak .org.

शब्द का अर्थ
आक्रोश : पुं० [सं० आ√क्रुश्+घञ्] १. क्रोधपूर्वक कठोर कर्कश स्वर में की जानेवाली भर्त्सना। २. गालियाँ देते हुए कोसना, भला-बुरा कहना या शाप देना।

But then this is what they are doing for more than two years. Why to observe a day separately?

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#Kaajal #Demonetization #NoteBan

If Jaani Raajkumar had black money in 500-1000 rs. currency notes…

छू लेने दो नाजुक नोटों को
कुछ और नहीं हैं हराम हैं ये
सरकार ने जो हमको बख़्शा है
वो सबसे संगीन ईनाम हैं ये, छू …

आयकर बिना ना जमा करना
रंगीन नोटों की गड्डीयाँ
बेताब धड़कते सीनों का
अरमान भरा पैगाम है ये, छू …

अच्छों को बुरा साबित करना
सरकार की पुरानी आदत है
इस कॅश को मुबारक चीज़ समझ
माना की बहुत बदनाम है ये, छू …

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#MainePyarKiya #Demonetization #NoteBan

गुलाबी रंग में रंगने वाली ,
नोट हो या हो नोटों की रानी ,
या हो बापूजी की नई निशानी,
मेरे दो हजारों का छुट्टा दो, दो न …

बोलो न क्यों ये पांच सौ रुपए
एकही रात में बन गये साये।
हजारोंके नोट गंगा में क्यों है
इतना सारा काला धन क्यों है।

मेरे दो हजारों का छुट्टा दो, दो न …

क्यों है बापूजी का चेहरा दाहिने
सुरक्षा की खातिर इतनी लाइनें
मंगल यान का आंचल क्यों है
Pak printing press में हलचल क्यों है ।

मेरे दो हजारों का छुट्टा दो, दो न …

दोनो तरफ़ बेनाम सी उलझन
भक्त कहते है काला धन अब खत्म
विरोधक कहते है कुछ नही होता
आम आदमी जाएगा पीसता।

मेरे दो हजारों का छुट्टा दो, दो न …

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#HumAapKeHainKaun #Chitfund #didi

दीदी तेरा TMC दिवाना
हाय राम काला पैसा ना छुपाना ।
Chit fund का है किस्सा पुराना
हाय राम काला पैसा ना छुपाना 🎶🎶

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11 Nov 2016: Rahul Gandhi queues up outside SBI Bank in Delhi

#HumAapKeHainKaun #rahulATMline

माई ने माई ATM पे तेरे बोल रहा है ‘रागा’ ।
जोगन हो गई काली कमाई, नौ तारीख को जब जागा ।

Ting ting tada da da tada da da ting🎶🎶
Ting ting tada da da tada da da ting🎶🎶

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10 Nov 2016:

England scored massive total of 537.
But you can’t blame Indian players for the poor performance. They are also under tremendous pressure of. .



exchanging rs. 500 notes.

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10 Nov 2016:

There is no usual morning traffic jam today. Looks like everyone is in the bank.

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10 Nov 2016: Have you taken a selfie with the new Rs 2,000 note yet? 

With everyone taking selfie with the new 2000 rs. note,

Family (finance) planning slogan would be-

“Hum do hamaare do (hazaar)”

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10 Nov 2016: ‘Like a fish market’: Banks open, thousands rush to exchange currency notes

#ChalatiKaNaam

Customer to the bank clerk –

रूप का तुम हो खज़ाना, तुम हो मेरी जाँ ये माना,
लेकिन पहले ले लो मेरा, पांचसौ रुपैया नोट पुराना,
पांचसौ रुपैया, नोट पुराना -आआ …
मारेगा Modi, ना ना ना ना-आआ …

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9 Nov 2016: In an attempt to curb black money, PM Narendra Modi declares Rs 500, 1000 notes to be invalid 

Kahte hain Zindagi ka koi bharosa nahi. Pal mein badal jaati hain.

Tumhaare liye kya hain zindagi?

A. Hillary clinton
B. Cyrus Mistry
C. Rahul baba ki hoshiyaari
D. Kejriwal ki sachchai
E. Fawad ka career
F. 1000 ka note

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Nightmare on kingfisher Street

“What?” Everyone at the bar looked at the TV screen. “No…it can’t happen…” bar patrons were screaming. I couldn’t believe my ears.

Government just announced that with effect from midnight all the 750ml bottles will be treated as non-alcoholic. Tomorrow all the pubs, bars, liquor shops will be closed. New 1500ml bottles will be released after a day with a purchase restriction of 3000ml per week. You can exchange the stock at home in the shops with due disclosure. Which means your friends would know that you were having these bottles hidden from them. You run a risk of losing friends forever.

The one having quarters in the pocket were overjoyed. They could continue to enjoy. They had liquor and could drink it too.

Than losing friends, citizens preferred to drain out the bottles. Next few days corporations observed drastic reduction in cockroaches and pests.

Ulhasnagar was the hardest hit as the distilleries making duplicate foreign liquor were caught unaware with stock of millions of 750ml bottles. The town was full of glass pieces next day.

AK could not understand how replacing 750ml bottle with 1500ml bottle will reduce the alcohol stock.

Political parties were upset as they would not be able to distribute liquor freely in the upcoming elections. They blamed the government that these steps would lead to more consumption of tobacco, cigarettes and drugs.

RaGa was found standing in the queue with Black Label. Poor people appraised him that the queue was for desi daaru. So he moved to the next queue behind me. He asked me, “Bhaisaab, will they give me Fanta in the exchange.” I shouted back, “No no!!”.

“Oh No, he has fallen asleep in the bar again. Wake him up.” Waiter was waking me up. I looked at him, took out 2000 rupee note and said, “Keep the change.” He said, “You keep the 2000 note and give me change.”

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What social media taught me about Rs.2000 note –

Noton pe hindi theek se likha nahi hain. (Those who never noticed the languages on the notes in their lifetime).

Note ki colour xerox karake duplicate note banaayi ja sakati hain (eureka).

Noton ka colour jaata hain (faded jeans mein mat rakhana).

What’s next?

Note se badbu aati hain !!!

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