24 Feb 2017: Rahul is still not mature, please give him time: Sheila Dikshit

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9 Feb 2017: Want to see Obama’s bedsheet marked Made in Uttar Pradesh: Rahul Gandhi

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5 Feb 2017: Set to be Tamil Nadu CM, ’emotional’ Sasikala, says ‘I will fulfill dreams of Amma fully’

#ShutUpPappu #TamilNaduCM #ChinnammaToBeCM

“Mom, a Chinese lady is going to be the CM of Tamil Nadu.”

“What nonsense! It’s Sasikala!”

“She is from China. They call her as China Amma.”

“It’s pronounced as Chinnamma.”

“Oh!! Not Chinese !! Then she may last long!!”

“Shut up Pappu!!!”

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27 Jan 2017: Blackbuck died of natural causes, Salman claims in Jodhpur court

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17 Jan 2017: Rahul Gandhi Trolled For ‘Torn Kurta’ Antic During His Speech In Rishikesh

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3 Jan 2017: 2-Hour Meet For Akhilesh-Mulayam Floats Hope But No Truce

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30 Dec 2016: Uttar Pradesh Assembly elections 2017: Will Akhilesh-Rahul Gandhi contest together?

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25 Dec 2016: With Currency Ban, PM Modi Firebombed Honest Indians: Rahul Gandhi 

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22 Dec 2016: CM Modi Took Money from Birla and Sahara: Rahul Gandhi 

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16 Dec 2016: Rahul Gandhi leads Congressmen to meet PM Modi over farmers’ demands

Nightmare on Comic Street

“Mom, i met someone last week. He will make a perfect comic superhero.”

“Is it? What does he do?”

“He flies like Superman. He is in Europe one day, in Africa next morning and in Japan by evening.”

“Oh! Sounds interesting!”

“He is like a Spiderman. Throws web of multiple confusing ideas. Enemy gets trapped.”

“That’s good.”

“Like Bond carries license to kill, he has a license to thrill.”

“Hmmm..”

“He claims to chase economic criminals like Batman.”

“I think I know whom you are talking about.”

“His surgical strike was better than Chhota Bheem fights.”

“Pappu, don’t say a word now. ”

“Forgot to mention, he made currency disappear like Mandrake the Magician.”

“Shut up pappu!!”

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9 Dec 2016: There will be earthquake if I speak on currency ban in Lok Sabha: Rahul Gandhi

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28 Nov 2016: आक्रोश दिवस पर बंटा विपक्ष, नीतीश व ममता ने बनाई दूरी

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11 Nov 2016: Rahul Gandhi queues up outside SBI Bank in Delhi

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1 Nov 2016: Arnab Goswami resigns as Editor-in Chief of Times Now

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18 Oct 2016: Congress says Uniform Civil Code difficult to implement, BJP calls it progressive

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12 Oct 2016: Congress hits out at PM Narendra Modi for his ‘Jai Sri Ram’ speech in Lucknow

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1 Oct 2016: Navaratri begins…

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16 Sep 2016: Arunachal: Congress in Soup Again as CM, 42 MLAs Quit to Join PPA

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12 Sep 2016: Congress poster depicts Rahul as ‘Arjun avataar’

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7 Sep 2016: People run away with cots from Rahul’s UP ‘khat sabha’ after his speech

Nightmare on UP streets –

Gangaram was walking on a lonely street in UP, late in the evening, with 5 Lac cash in a cloth bag. He met Seetaram on the way.
“Where had you been?” Seetaram asked.
“Sold the crop and am returning home with the cash.”
“It’s so safe now-a-days.”
“Yes, There are no criminals left.”
“And with 24 hours electricity it’s such a comfortable life.”
“With a school in every village, there’s100% literacy”
“Women are so empowered that most of the Panchayats are managed by them.”
“Every youth has a well paid job.”
“Sometimes I miss the liquor shops.”
“The communal riots are history.”
“Everyone lives so peacefully!”
Soon they reached Gangaram’s house-
Gangaram knocked on the door and shouted, “Gauri…O…Gauri.”

“का चिल्ला रहत हो? उठो। फिरसे सपना देखा का?” Gauri woke up Gangaram.
“ऊ सपना था का?” Gangaram got up from his bed.
“जबसे राहुलबाबा की सभासे चुराई हुई खटियापे सोवत हो, ऐसेही सपना देख चिल्लाके उठत हो !!!”

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2 Sep 2016: RSS did not assassinate Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi tells Supreme Court

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31 Aug 2016: PM Modi notices danger, saves DD cameraman from being washed away

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26 Aug 2016: Dahi handi time in Mumbai

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15 Aug 2016: Finally, GST Constitutional Amendment Bill passed in Rajya Sabha

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21 Jul 2016: Rahul Gandhi sleeps in Lok Sabha during debate on Gujarat Dalit assault

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19 Jul 2016: Rahul Will Not Apologise In RSS Defamation Case, Says Congress

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14 Jul 2016: Theresa May becomes new British Prime Minister

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7 Jul 2016: Bangladesh Asks India To Examine Mumbai Preacher Zakir Naik’s Sermons

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3 Jul 2016: Germany beat Italy to reach Euro 2016 semi-finals after epic penalty shootout

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28 Jun 2016: Lionel Messi: Argentina forward retires from international football

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22 Jun 2016: Rs. 16 Lakh A Day Is What AAP Spends On Advertisements

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19 Jun 2016: Birthday wishes pour in for Rahul Gandhi on Twitter, some with a pinch of salt

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18 Jun 2016: Microsoft to acquire LinkedIn

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11 Jun 2016: How censor board made Udta Punjab bleed: Here are all the 94 cuts

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8 Jun 2016: US Congress cheers Narendra Modi with 9 standing ovations, 33 applauses; lap up his idea of India

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7 Jun 2016: Former Minister Gurudas Kamat Quits Congress, Politics

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29 May 2016: BJP Writes To Arvind Kejriwal Enclosing Photocopies Of PM Modi’s Degrees

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26 May 2016: Congress Flays Modi’s Two-Year Rule, Says He’s All Talk And No Work

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19 May 2016: 2016 Assembly Election Results: West Bengal, Tamil Nadu, Assam, Kerala, Puducherry

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12 Apr 2016: Rahul Gandhi Tours Deonar Garbage Dump, Likely To Become Election Issue

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